Combustable Class

When I took this semester off from school I had no idea I would be trading my pen and paper in for my steering wheel. These are some of the notes from my recent lectures on the road:

• It is possible to rake from atop an electric scooter.
• If in a hurry, you may honk twice at an intersection. Once before the light turns green and again after it has turned green.
  
• Jesus can purchase billboards.
• Honor students can't fight.
  
• If you have the right of way you must yield to others.
• If you don't have the right of way, and you haven't taken it you are holding up traffic.
• To change a diaper in a moving vehicle, set the baby on the dashboard.
  
• It is easier to find a Starbucks then a parking space.
  
• Yellow ribbons can reproduce, but must not crossbreed with black ribbons.
• Eye contact with the driver next to you will earn you the finger.
• Oregon drivers can't drive.
  
• The merging speed is 45mph.
• Only hemroids can tailgate.